The following post appeared on Craigslist recently summing up the growing resentment for hipsters in San Francisco’s Mission District.

Date: 2007-10-18, 3:20PM PDT

Hi! We’re a happy home of mindless, supra-judgmental hipsters. We can’t even critically think, are narcissistic and a-sexual, and spend most of our time mouth-breathing and admiring each other’s creepily tight clothes. Are you 22-years-old, from some shit-ass suburb where you were just some ugly, boring honky and then came to S.F. to manifest yourself anew as a cocky brat and lord over the working class in need of housing with your parent’s money and credit? Great, then come gentrify the shit out of the Mission with us! You’ll be at home with us in your 6″ by 9″ room in the Mission that’ll only cost you $23000 a month – if you’re cool enough. I don’t know – do you like Guitar Wolf? We love Guitar Wolf … but only ironically. So you have to like Guitar Wolf ironically too. Great! So send us an e-mail so we can set up an appointment to stare at you and decide if you’re cool enough to live with and talk shit about all day. Okay, so we gotta go now and not be prepared to turn 30 before we know it and realize that idiot vanity was an impractical means of personal development and then sell out and move back to the burbs after we ruined S.F. by imposing our Shit Head Non-culture on it.

Thanks! And s**k our limp d***s ’cause like or not we’re the ruling class =)

16th at Mission.